The merits or otherwise of herd immunity, the Big Brother household that knows nothing about it and a good place for Katie Hopkins.

You need to wash your hands for 20 seconds, less if you are the President because his hands are so much smaller. Balls Radio on coping with the virus.

On Balls Radio the shocking news that the virus has delayed the release of the new James Bond movie. Plus, lots of people are dying. There is that.

WHO declares another case of Johnson impregnation – that pushes the unofficial count to six, but ist could be much higher.