The biggest fear in the aftermath of the Sydney siege is that some anglo-Australians will use the event as an excuse to attack local Muslims.

There’s a rumour being put about by some young children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Next they’ll be denying the existence of God. Thank goodness Balls Radio is here to put them right.

The government will force Syrian refugees to read a book teaching them how to speak Australian. Burt it misses out the real stuff. Plus the rise of the left in the UK. And the first Kiwi of the season.

The UK Prime minister faces allegations of partaking in a bizarre student initiation ceremony. That and other news of earth shattering importance.

Balls Radio is back, with a new home, somewhere in the Surrey countryside. Shorter episodes, more often, but with the same quirkiness and lack of attention to detail.