We had an election and the man in the nice suit with the Colgate smile has won. But, even though he’ll claim a mandate, he hasn’t got one really.

It's not just Vladamir Putin - have all the worlds leaders been replaced by aliens with lizard like tongues who live off onions?

Tony Abbott celebrated International Womens' Day by digging ditches, something he described in his college days as a job for men. 

This week Balls Radio opens its doors for any Human Rights Commissioners who feel the need to escape harassment from Prime Ministers and other senior office holders.

Prime Minister Abbott has warned us that the threat of terrorism is getting worse. Fortunately he’s just the man to do something about it. That’s a relief. Thank goodness his party didn’t get rid of him in the leadership challenge.