A selection of, supposedly genuine, customer complaints filed with UK travel agency Thomas Cook. Like the woman who blamed them for her pregnancy.

In Britain, Her Maj has officially opened the new Parliament. Top of the To-do list is to vote on EU membership.

Sepp Blatter has been voted to head FIFA for another four years; can you believe it? 

Some Orthodox Jews believe it is immodest for women to drive. And a school in Britain is banning them from driving their kids to school. 

Last week we reported on how trigger happy police shot a cow that had escaped a field. This week, more cows on the prowl.