RUNNING ORDER

00:00 Introduction

01:57 Lies about UK’s exponential migration

10:11 That £350million figure and other lies

22:14 Ross Gittins on the money on government spending

26:00 Trump’s big win – towards the apocalypse

36:59 Obama could be sued under US toilet fixation

40:34 Australian election rebate – more painful than constipation

44:39 Coal mine says climate change drained Thirlmere Lakes

44:30 New Zealand could lose nuclear free status

50:10 New Zealand wins race back to surplus

52:55 Mummified Maoris head home en-masse

55:36 Kiwi could die waiting to go home

58:12 New Zealand fishing patrolled by fishermen

1:01:44 What’s the Big Idea – improving dress standards

1:13:02 Tony Blair calls Jeremy Corbyn dangerous

1:16:41 Bomb scare in a nation on high alert

1:18:13 Lightning strikes a new threat to Europeans

1:22:17 Restauranteur in prison over nuts

1:23:49 Thomas Becket’s elbow makes it home

1:25:50 The unfinished Harmony of the Seas

1:29:23 Romanians say Peckham car park better than home

1:36:32 US Airport Security Chief sacked over long queues

1:43:29 Baseball hero’s family to sue over tobacco chewing